"52 Weeks Of Mayhem"

Is this fact or fiction? You be the judge but, I can place a sure bet you will laugh. I named this book “52 Weeks Of Mayhem” only because things do happen in my world, I can walk out the door or walk in a door and something always happens. Since the crap around me seems to be non-stop, or someone around me always in trouble (usually myself). Between things I have dealt with, which was/is mostly stupidity on my own part, along with my family, friends, and things that just happen. Wrong place wrong time, right place, right time, it didn’t matter, Bingo, here we go again, to hell in a hand basket, and I can guarantee I have a “Time Share” there!! Many people that are in this book are the ones that inspired me to write and let it loose. All the names in this book have NOT been changed because I say it the way it is. If you think the story sounds similar and you think it’s about you. IT JUST MAY BE!! I hope you enjoy “52 Weeks Of Mayhem” and Spread The Word On The Madness. xoxox The Mistress

Is this fact or fiction? You be the judge but, I can place a sure bet you will laugh. I named this book “52 Weeks Of Mayhem” only because things do happen in my world, I can walk out the door or walk in a door and something always happens. Since the crap around me seems to be non-stop, or someone around me always in trouble (usually myself). Between things I have dealt with, which was/is mostly stupidity on my own part, along with my family, friends, and things that just happen. Wrong place wrong time, right place, right time, it didn’t matter, Bingo, here we go again, to hell in a hand basket, and I can guarantee I have a “Time Share” there!! Many people that are in this book are the ones that inspired me to write and let it loose. All the names in this book have NOT been changed because I say it the way it is. If you think the story sounds similar and you think it’s about you. IT JUST MAY BE!! I hope you enjoy “52 Weeks Of Mayhem” and Spread The Word On The Madness. xoxox The Mistress

I haven’t used my real name in years which is ok by me. I love having a dual personality it suits me well. I have my public life with what I need you to know then my private life, where it’s none of anyone’s business. I rarely have them inter twine. I’m not being secretive I’m just keeping things separate and on target. I love hearing “Mistress, Mistress is there anything I can do for you?” Being The Mistress Of Mayhem has worked well for me. I’m NOT and NEVER will be anyone’s Mistress nor am I into whippings and beatings, but if pissed off enough it may be a beating that you don’t want. I’m The Mistress of Mayhem which is another ball game. I can walk into a room to hold proper court, be social with a night on the town or be dressed down and watch shit happen. Either or it usually provides pure entertainment. For those who know me, know I live in peace and harmony, I also have a low tolerance for high school crap. I understand “The Law Of Karma.” Karma sometimes just needs a push! And I’m The Bitch To Push The Envelope! The Mistress Of Mayhem was given to me by my super slick son Johnny many years ago when I needed a change. I started a small production company with a staff of 8 including myself and a little later on adding on a great photographer. I took my work serious but it’s a shame others aren’t on the same page hence why I am only a paid consultant now. I love charity work I strongly believe in giving back to the community. Autism, Animal Rights and The New York Bully Crew are on the top of my list. I grew up on Long Island NY and I’m still here making my pay check while living comfortably. I work for “Full Throttle Magazine,” I’m known as The Sex Goddess of Advice. My monthly column is called “Air Out Your Laundry” I have been with them for over 8 years. I love doing what I do from real advice to belittling or ragging on people either way, I’m content with who I am and what I do. Full Throttle Magazine has a publication of 75 K a month, which is nothing to sneeze at and it is growing monthly. I have been on big and small radio shows, modeling shoots and hired for signings. I can’t believe how far I’ve come. Well there you go, enough about me, now get to the book I’m sure you will be in stitches. xoxox The Mistress